Just Keep Swimming |
I'm Rosie, from Ohio, in Vermont. This is shit I like. Taa daa. |
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justin bieber threatened a photographer, had his monkey seized, illegally drew a tattoo saying “swaggy” alongside a mouse, and wrote “hopefully she would have been a belieber” in a guestbook dedicated to anne frank
this is the most interesting downward spiral i’ve ever seen
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STOP SCROLLING.
Do you see this?
Peeps Marshmallow Chicks do not accurately represent a real chick in any way.
They are shorter, they are unnaturally yellow, they have little dots for eyes.
If Peeps were actual real chicks, they would have serious health complications because they are made of sugar and gelatin.
Above all that, if a Peep chick wanted to walk, it could not. It would nosedive, because it has no legs or arms or actually any moving ligaments whatsoever.
I hope I inspired chicks everywhere with this message.
Remember, when you look in the mirror, it’s not you who’s ugly.
It’s society that’s ugly.
omfg. someone save me.
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Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
Reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
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| what girls say: | I'm fine. |
| what they really mean: | all I wanna do is *gunshot gunshot gunshot* *cash register noise* |
i never thought i would be drinking wine and watching a college basketball game yet here we are
someone please appreciate how funny this is
PREORDER THE SUPER OTIS T-SHIRT!
Otis approves and tells me he can totally fly and stuff.
My...
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I’m 5’7 weigh 185 pounds and finally wearing a swimsuit for the first time since I was little, and feeling confident.
This is a...
this project is worth 35% of my grade lmfao goodbye
Part of the care package I received today was a half-eaten box of food. Like, it’s a box of individually wrapped nutty bars, and there are only 3/6...
i’m just gonna start calling campus police on my upstairs neighbors because i won’t be bullied by a bunch of dudebros
I just ate like 5 almost 6 oreos in a row like not even stopping between then yay stress eating.